25.07.2017

Advertising is the oldest profession

I stopped and pondered this a moment before realizing that the universe had given me the perfect story about advertising.

I grew up in a family that, like most families, didn’t know anything about the advertising profession. My father was an economist, my mother an accountant and finance professor; neither had a clue about how advertising was done, nor did they much care. Needless to say, they were more than a bit horrified when they found out (after my very expensive education was paid off) that I had decided to take up a career in advertising.

“Well, how exactly does it work?” they would ask, and I’d try my best to explain the machinery and skill behind why my mother always bought Tide detergent, or why my father was convinced his Black & Decker snow blower was better than an unknown brand.

“And what agency? Where will you work?” they queried, although it was a useless question as they didn’t recognize the names of any agencies. My dad, an unabashed elitist, was pleased that at least he vaguely recognized the name of my new employer, who touted themselves as “the oldest advertising agency in the world.” Nevertheless, I could tell they considered it a somewhat frivolous profession, or at least something that wasn’t entirely necessary, not like medicine, law or engineering.

So, I set about doing some research in the hopes of putting together a good story about my new profession. In essence, this became my first project in advertising: how to sell advertising itself.

I read a number of books by ad icons like David Ogilvy, Bill Bernbach and Jack Trout. I researched the origins and history of advertising, and the campaigns that changed society such as Rosie the Riveter during World War II. I went to every possible published source I could find.

And then, by accident, as I was flipping through a travel magazine at some airport lounge I came across a photograph of a brilliantly coloured saltwater fish with a caption that read:

“A male angelfish advertises his colours in the hopes of attracting a suitable mate.”

I stopped and pondered this a moment before realizing that the universe had given me the perfect story about advertising.

Essentially, advertising is: Communication in a competitive context for the purpose of achieving a specific transaction with a specific audience. It was not just older than every other profession, it was the key to the continuation of all life.

I kid you not.

A flower, with its colours, shape and scent, is advertising itself on behalf of the plant so that another specific organism, like a honeybee or hummingbird, can pollinate it and further its species.

The exotic and fearsome-looking anglerfish sports extraordinary-looking appendages that lure prey into its jaws. Advertising.

The complex and specific calls of bird species such as mockingbirds are designed to send specific messages to mates, competitors and friends. Advertising.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the oldest profession, older than the sex trade, older than the first human beings. It began with the first social creatures on this planet.

So eventually, I told my parents, “I’m working in the oldest profession on the planet. We just finally found a way to make money doing it.”

-W.